The Swamp has a hero

On January 6th, 2020, then Vice President Mike Pence had an opportunity to become a living legend, a true American hero. The elections held in Pennsylvania, Georgia, Michigan, and Wisconsin in November of 2019 were clearly held in violation of the Constitution, therefore rendering their results null and void. It was Congress’s duty on that day to deny the certification of those results, and force these states to redo their elections. As Vice President, it was Pence’s responsibility to lead members of Congress to protect our great Republic. Like many of the spineless rats that have wasted their lives suckling at the tax payers’ teat in Washington, D.C., however, Pence caved in order to protect his cushy job in politics and secure his invitation to cocktail parties.

Unless you have been living under a rock over the last few years, you know that in the summer of 2022, President Trump’s home in Mar a Lago, Florida, was ransacked by a corrupt group of FBI agents in search of classified documents. The democrats, along with their media machine, then went on and on about what a great threat to our national security it was that President Trump had removed classified documents from the White House and stored them at his home. They said it was a criminal offense, citing treason as the crime, and therefore he should be disqualified from ever holding public office again. Yours truly was permanently banned from Twitter for pointing out that these raving lunatics were behaving like retarded barking seals.

Everyone in the political scene that stood to gain from Trump getting in trouble quickly found their way to the nearest camera and/or microphone, and began railing against him for being irresponsible, and proudly huffed about how they would never mishandle documents containing our nation’s deepest, most darkest secrets.

Let us get this one fact straight: the President of the United States is the ultimate authority on which documents are classified, and which documents are not. Some non-elected bureaucrat at the National Archives does not supersede this authority. Therefore, if the President of the United States says a batch of documents are declassified and wants to take them with him, he is able to do so. Yes, some of these documents may hold significant historical value to the National Archives, which is why the President is supposed to coordinate with them. In other words, if the Archives want a copy, they can have one. It is for this very reason—that the President’s authority over classified documents is absolute—that the Presidential Records act is treated as a civil matter, and not a criminal one.

No one else in government, including vice presidents, enjoy this authority. In fact, if other individuals mishandle classified documents, they could very well be charged with a crime. I therefore ask the question, along with many of my fellow Americans: Why in the hell have the FBI/DOJ not ransacked the home and offices of former Vice President Joe Biden? Why did the media begin changing their tune about the importance of the proper handling of classified documents? The documents found in Biden’s possession were taken when he was Vice President; he had no authority to take them.

Joe Biden is in huge trouble, and the corrupt swamp rats are desperate to drag this demented zombie through this ordeal in order to prevent Trump from winning a third time. What are they to do? They spent the last half of 2022 talking smack about how, this time, for sure, without a doubt, the walls were finally closing in around Trump because he dared to take documents that belonged to him. Now that their ice-cream-eating-little-girl-sniffing fossil has been caught with his pants down, they can no longer attack Trump. And, as it turns out, the very arguments they made for removing Trump from office can easily be applied to Biden; however, this can be done against Biden much more effectively since he had 0 authority to take them, .unlike Trump. They are in a corner, and they are pissing their pants.

Not to fear,though, because their little buddy Mike Pence comes to the rescue once again, much like he did on January 6th, 2020. Just the News reported that Pence informed Congress on Tuesday that

…his team has discovered documents in his Indiana home that from his time in the Trump White House and marked as classified.

Former VP Pence informs Congress… – Just The News

First of all, I would like to point out that Madeleine Hubbard, the author of the article quoted above, is paid to write. What kind of grammar is that? Drives me bonkers! Here I am, a one-man team, no formal “journalism” education, doing this for free (though I will admit I would not mind being paid), and I can take the time to ensure my grammar is correct, but she and a team of editors, “professionals” all, write and approve sentences like that? Please, if you ever catch a spelling or grammar error in one of my posts, let me know. You can find my social media links on the footer of this site. By the way, “most darkest” above was on purpose, so it does not count.

Sorry for that tangent. And in case I am not clear, I am good-naturedly teasing Ms. Hubbard and the good folks at Just the News. Now, back to what actually matters.

With this revelation (Pence being in possession of classified documents, not that Ms. Hubbard is human), the swamp rats now have an opportunity to desensitize the American public from the seriousness of unauthorized personnel being in possession of classified documents. “Look, Pence discovered the documents and did the right thing, contacted the Archives and handed them to the FBI, just like Biden did.” President Trump was likewise cooperating with the Archives, but someone in the corrupt DOJ/FBI decided it was not good enough, and went in “guns blazing” to “rescue” these documents from the evil clutches of Orange Man. The obedient media then hyped up the story to new heights of stupidity.

It took three years for Pence to scratch his butt, er, head (sorry, hard to tell the difference sometimes), and look through his stuff? It did not occur to him or his staff to do a search after the Mar a Lago fiasco less than a year ago? Obviously, whatever he had in his possession was of no great concern to the wizened folks at the Archives, because apparently it took Pence and his team “voluntarily” looking through his stuff to find them… three years later! Never mind the fact that he, as vice president, was not authorized to take them in the first place, intentional or not. Never fear, though, because the DOJ will determine if the documents were actually classified or not. Right.

The timing of this is very sketchy, to say the least, and only serves to insulate Biden from the consequences of his own corruption. Mike Pence is a hero, alright, but not an American one. What’s that in the sky? Is it a booger? Is it a turd? No! It’s Super Rat! Mild mannered former Vice President Mike Pence by day, swamp super hero by night. Two-faced like a trick coin, he can betray millions of patriots in a single bound. Watch out, law-abiding, God-fearing, Constitution-respecting Americans! Super Rat is here to ensure your utter defeat!